Uncle Chuka Woohoo

Known in some areas of the world as John Doe, Uncle Chuka Woohoo was born in the kitchen of an Olive Garden at the young age of zero. Uncle Chuka Woohoo has many features that a human might have, like lungs, a heart, and a reproductive system. Uncle Chuka Woohoo is the husband and wife of Aunt Chukle Li. They were married on July 30th, 1999 - a few days before Ferdinan Li had opened "Derek's Kitchen." Ferdinan Li was rumored to be the culinary director for the wedding of Uncle Chuka Woohoo and Aunt Chukle Li, much to the disapproval of Uncle Chuka Woohoo who was opposed to the idea of Ferdinan Li putting his semen in any of the condiments as had happened at The Great Seminal Scare of 1984. Uncle Chuka Woohoo is said to reside with Aunt Chukle Li on a remote island off the coast of Alaska.

Ferdinan Li
Uncle Chuka Woohoo and Ferdinan Li have a confusingly estranged love-hate relationship. Uncle Chuka Woohoo had condoned the life choices of Ferdinan Li after he was found to be cohabiting with Givens Marshall Li in the back of an Audi utilizing a Tonka truck as a tool for an extended amount of insertion into his prostate gland. Uncle Chuka Woohoo released statements on the matter in front of the Province Funeral Home, "Ferdinan Li has been upsetting me for quite some time, why I bet you could make a whole Liki page about how much I don't like Ferdinan Li. I would slug that little excuse for a chef in the mouth." Ferdinan Li supposedly commented on the matter by drawing interpretative artwork on the matter.