Chunk Li

Chunk Li (born Ernest Cummingway Li) is one of the more obscure members of the Chuk family. Chunk Li is an unmistakable Art Nouveau painter out of an undisclosed area of the Marshall Islands. Chunk Li has gained notoriety at art clubs in Versailles, France and Hell, Michigan for their abstract artwork and pleasant regurgitation on stages of foodstuffs and liquids that had one point entered their digestive tracts at different points during the shows. Chunk Li has managed to win numerous nameless awards for his artwork. While Chunk Li's abstract vomit performances and Art Nouveau paintings are appreciated by the masses, it becomes painstakingly obvious that nobody is actually the proud owner (or owner regardless of adjective) of one of Chunk Li's work. As Chunk Li themselves once said, "The question remains - is Chunk Li an existing figure, or is Chunk Li perhaps a figment of our ever growing imagination as humans?" Critics have speculated that Chunk Li is induced in a wildly Renaissance-esque coma triggered by hyperactive uses of recreational drugs. Chunk Li is rumoured to be captive in an abandoned warehouse on the corner of Vine and Brawl Street.

Artwork
Chunk Li is the proud owner of a dilapidated set of Crayola crayons which they use to construct abstract pieces of artwork referred to as "Thoughtful Books." Critics have often framed the titles out to be "remarkably dumb." Alexei Eggshell of the Cancerous Post once stated that, "Chunk Li's drawings are similar to the abnormal defect that has been growing in my genital region - it's a sizable disgrace to the world at large and should probably be the recipient of medical attention." Chunk Li has continued to win awards for his paintings regardless of the general negative reviews over his drawings.

Legitimacy
Chunk Li's name is not actually featured in any reviewing lists of any sorts, and therefore should not be up for consideration. Their artwork, however, appears to be a continuing winner of almost every artistic event in the nation. Chunk Li is rumoured to be a koala, thus explaining the large output of the inexplicable winning artwork, regardless of the avant-garde approach to the artwork that critics have spoken out against on numerous occasions. In response to criticism, Chunk Li has said, "We all are people, and once we realize that we are all people, we will have made a dramatic realization that we are all people. Chunk Li is very introspective, in my opinion."

Boredom
Chunk Li is said to be very bored from time to time. Chunk Li has spoken on the subject of boredom, "Chunk Li doesn't become bored, they blaze a trail of illumination for all of their friends and family for the simple sake of amazing many uninfluenced pounds of onions that are simply not aware of the topic of boredom." Critics generally got upset with this, as they do with most of Chunk Li's work.