Star Williams Li

Star Williams Li (born S. Tar Will I Am Plural Li) was born at exactly the same time as the illustrious Garth Massaquoi Li, who is never discussed nor recognized due to a non-alignment pact signed by Province and Place. Star Williams Li was the creator of the hit talk show, "Whoa, Don't Touch Me! With John McElroy" Ironically enough, Star Williams Li was the host of this talk show, however, her name is not featured in the name of the show. The name "John McElroy" is a pseudonym utilized by the show's janitor, M. Daytime Shamwow, who also moonlighted as Vacuum Grady on "Tickle My Uterus A Little More Profusely, Johnson," a parody of 60 Minutes sponsored by The Association for Unwanted Medicinal Pandas. Star Williams Li has gone on the record and questioned her purpose on life in the famous episode, "Dino Time Enough for Love."

The Common Guest Appearance by Star Williams Li Ex
Star Williams Li is known to have constantly invited the talents of Star Williams Li Ex onto the talk show. So much so that Star Williams Li Ex would be the special guest on every single episode of "Whoa!" Star Williams Li Ex commented on the issue, "I hate David Berkowitz." Surprisingly, Star Williams Li has never regulated Star Williams Li Ex's discussion of David Berkowitz, which also manages to find its way into every episode of "Whoa!" When asked about her obsession with David Berkowitz, Star Williams Li Ex responded, "I hate you." In another surprising twist of events, Star Williams Li has never censored Star Williams Li Ex's discussion of you, which finds its way into every episode of "The Rachel Ray Show."

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No relation to Robin Williams Li