Ferdinan Li

Ferdinan Li was an accomplished chef before his miraculous disappearance in the locker of Davy Jones in Loch Ness. He appeared on many day time talk shows such as, "Check it Out! with Dr. Stove Bravo" and "Everybody Loves Chukles." Ferdinan Li has published numerous books under the moniker "Really Great Chef" and is a self-proclaimed "Gordan Ramsey Better-er Chef" - which we can only assume means that he believes he is more talented than Gordan Ramsey. At least, that is what speculation has lead us to believe. Ferdinan Li, similar to many other members of the Chuk heritage, is shrouded by mystery.

Fine Dining
Ferdinan Li was the owner of "Derek's Kitchen." The opening of the restaurant took place a few days after Uncle Chuka Woohoo and Aunt Chukle Li were married, much to the dismay of the media public and Uncle Chuka Woohoo's erection. The owner of "Derek's Kitchen" is believed to be an improvisational Spoken Word artist by the name of Star Williams Li Ex, an evil apparition formed from the darker side of Star Williams Li. Ferdinan Li is the head of culinary direction at "Derek's Kitchen" and is believed to be the mastermind behind such great culinary meals as the "Jalapeno Surprise" - a dish famous for its utilization of wasabi as a topping atop a sandwich filled with nothing but shredded bone marrow and cheese grounded into an unmistakable amount of fun. Ferdinan Li has been known for adorning his furniture with numerous amounts of paintings developed by Chunk Li, the most famous picture is one of Chunk Li (supposedly) working on a brand new painting for Ferdinan Li's establishment.

Uncle Chuka Woohoo
Ferdinan Li and Uncle Chuka Woohoo are known to be very odd members of a love-hate relationship. The origins of this are that of Ferdinan Li's incestuous relationship with Givens Marshall Li - that of which was known to involve many Tonka trucks and a large amount of insertion. Ferdinan Li had a special message that he wanted only posted on his page, "Givens Marshall Li is tighter than the new Jay-Z album."